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Now that we've got the initial 'wowomglolyay' out our systems, on to the task of writing a REAL BLOG. WHOA. But the question occurs - what do YOU guys want to hear? It does no good for me to regale you with the banal activities of my everyday life, because they make me run away to NG!

So what is it YOU guys want to hear about? What BURNING questions have you always had but were too afraid to ask?

I probably won't reply too often to comments in this post, but I'll certainly read them all and put together some more blog posts! :D

Also some unrelated pic i found in my spam folder. These are (i believe) BobbyJenkins' hands.

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34 Comments

Jul. 19, 2007 | 8:47 PM Mendou says:

Do you hate me Maus? Thats my question. But then again i doubt you even know who i am.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 8:52 PM Famas says:

How about a blog explaining your profile quote...?

See, I wrote a blog about me taking a nap. Short and sweet, but to the point, and informative.

Jul. 22, 2007 | 11:08 AM Maus responds:

My profile message is usually lyrics, especially is they're broken up with the slashies. The bit I've got up now is from a tune by Erasure.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 9:20 PM jonthomson says:

"So what is it YOU guys want to hear about?"

Cock jokes.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 11:57 PM uzi47 says:

Do you like this stupid poem I came up in 10 seconds?:
Muas is the 'big boss'
with out her Ng is at a loss.
Muas, where the fuck is your lipgloss.
Muas, you need to floss.

It's pretty gay huh?

Jul. 20, 2007 | 12:58 AM Latecks says:

I wanna hear about the secrets of the mod lounge, with pictures.

Jul. 20, 2007 | 1:11 AM Anal-Rape says:

happy friggin birthday :D

Jul. 20, 2007 | 1:49 AM MrLuckDuck says:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Have a nice birthday Maus. Hope it was a good one! :D

Jul. 20, 2007 | 1:51 AM ShitOnMyShoes says:

Did it burn when you set your hands on fire?
Also, Happy fricken birthday. :D

Jul. 20, 2007 | 2:22 AM ibias says:

How often are you fisted?I'm gonn a guess daily

Jul. 20, 2007 | 11:03 AM Monocrom says:

I'm curious about the various things that make people happy. So, what are the things that put a smile on YOUR face?

BTW, yeah that be Alice's hands.

Jul. 20, 2007 | 2:36 PM Epica says:

you're a a man. Fuck you.

Jul. 20, 2007 | 3:08 PM Magic-Waffle says:

Happy birthday, Maus! :D

Jul. 20, 2007 | 8:59 PM ramagi says:

we want to hear about that time you had elbox sex!

Jul. 20, 2007 | 9:16 PM Superperpel says:

"So what is it YOU want to hear about?"

How you got to be a mod.

Jul. 20, 2007 | 11:54 PM yodd says:

Teach me how to pick up 30 year old women for a one night stand.

please?

Jul. 20, 2007 | 11:55 PM MetalDart says:

What's it like being a mod.
I know it sounds simple, but I would really like to know.
It interests me.

Jul. 21, 2007 | 2:08 AM yodd says:

Talk about unbanning marine. MARINE SHALL WALK.

Jul. 22, 2007 | 11:06 AM Maus responds:

You don't talk to him much then. I unbanned him the day the redesign launched. ;)

Jul. 21, 2007 | 9:52 AM Grammer says:

wuts it leik being a lezbian

Jul. 21, 2007 | 6:18 PM Evark says:

I'd like updates on the constantly evolving fisting technique. Complete with .gif's and step-by-step instructions.

Jul. 22, 2007 | 9:50 AM MickTheChampion says:

Don't mess with the bull, young man...

Jul. 22, 2007 | 7:30 PM Lorkas says:

Aren't you the mod who banned me for one month for posting "go get a life"?

Well holy cow, I'm still trolling the forums.

Jul. 22, 2007 | 8:01 PM Maus responds:

No, it wasn't me.

You're still an idiot, so don't count on posting for long. :)

Jul. 23, 2007 | 8:10 AM Black-Ops says:

If those are BobbyJenkins' hands, then why is the picture called alicehands.wtf.jpg?

You'd better have a good explanation. D:<

Jul. 23, 2007 | 7:02 PM NeoSoviet says:

Cute and fuzzy.

And I have a semi nude of her. Not a lie =3

Jul. 25, 2007 | 9:06 AM Enoll says:

We should party.

Jul. 25, 2007 | 10:06 AM BlueHippo says:

write a news post about that awesome upcoming flash that you are creating called "the death of a blue hippo"... sounds awesome!

oh wait... how about we just sit down cross legged and have story time? :P

Jul. 26, 2007 | 8:55 PM Superperpel says:

Do you still respect BBR? I heard he banned you and all so...

Jul. 27, 2007 | 6:16 PM Ronald-McDonald-LoL says:

How about a blog entry describing your offline life, like what I do in my blog.

Jul. 28, 2007 | 11:07 AM Kisuke says:

Answer me these questions three and ye prosper...

1. WhAT is melbatoast?

2. WHAt is your thoughts on Guinness?

3. Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows: Greatest book of the series or GREATEST BOOK OF THE SERIES?!

Jul. 29, 2007 | 3:26 PM Grammer says:

Are you disappointed you can't go back to your baseball bat icon?

Jul. 29, 2007 | 5:57 PM IndyKid500 says:

Riddle me this Maus.

Can you pay the RENT with AIDS?

Jul. 29, 2007 | 8:26 PM PantyWipe says:

Im not sure wether or not this was already covered, but how do you promounce yer name?

Jul. 29, 2007 | 8:45 PM DaSadGirl says:

You have a fetish for Bobby's hands, pervert! :-p

: ( 6

Jul. 30, 2007 | 10:04 PM Rague says:

What are you like?

How do you describe yourself?

No, seriously, without the use of proverb, pun, or funny. How should I picture you if I was making a picture or portrait or writing?
What is " Maus " ?

Jul. 31, 2007 | 11:40 PM puddinN64 says:

i wanna hear some blonde jokes.